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across the world (and back)

Jess. 21. Gayer than originally planned. Up-and-coming beer snob. Tequila enthusiast. Amateur hammock-er and camping connoisseur. MSU attendee and overstressed researcher.
posted Sep.02.14 + 2 notes + reblog

If you were a book
I’d lick my fingers
and flip your pages,
until your spine creased
and you lay spent,
with nothing else to offer.
Then, I’d cup you in my palms
and read you again.

— (via daddyslittleflame)

(Source: graciouswords)

pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*


» Alex Strohl

me and my pirate gf

usaforafrica:

me: ur legs r so smooth babe..

gf: that me wooden leg

circumcising:

are we gonna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts

i was excited to come back to el but now that im here i dont want to be here and im just a little sad and frustrated

posted Sep.01.14 + 2 notes + reblog
me: mom... dad... im g-
parents: gay?
me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions

comeheregoaway:

imthejesusofsuburbia:

we finish each other’s s

pace: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.

mixtapewormhole:

the truth is out there
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